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The Angry Designer http://theangrydesigner.com Stuff you probably shouldn't read by a Creative Genius Thu, 09 May 2013 19:09:31 +0000 en-US hourly 1 just in case you haven’t read the disclaimer, maybe read it… http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=280 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=280#comments Thu, 09 May 2013 19:09:31 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=280 this website is for my amusement only. you are welcome to go away. please remember that if you do not go away and read some of the content and are offended, then that is your problem (and i am smiling inside). have a nice, nice, nice day and remember to take your happy pills if you feel sad on the inside. or don’t. it’s your problem, not mine.

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technical support http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=255 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=255#comments Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:35:21 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=255 dumb fuckers should not be allowed access to computers. unless they have a nice sign like this hung directly above their computer.

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fun with letters http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=248 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=248#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:52:24 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=248 simple designs can have a lot of impact and other fun shit.

you can even fix a simple nike sponsorship mistake by removing a consonant:

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you can just have fun with replacing 3 letters with 2:

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snooki nude pictures http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=243 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=243#comments Tue, 12 Jun 2012 19:37:46 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=243 someone in my office tried to google the nude pics of snooki and now we have to buy new computers.

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you’re not that smart http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=240 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=240#comments Tue, 24 Apr 2012 15:22:04 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=240 please don’t argue with me when you came to me for my expert advice.

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friends are like snowflakes http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=235 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=235#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:14:39 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=235 friends are like snowflakes…

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health tips http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=233 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=233#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:04:50 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=233 fun fact- there are no calories in the sticker on an apple

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Grandma Got a Facebook http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=228 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=228#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:01:11 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=228

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your not as clever as your GF says you are http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=222 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=222#comments Thu, 23 Jun 2011 14:40:30 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=222 I love it when an engaged couple brings in “ultra-clever” wedding announcements that they want printed. “Clever” usually ends up meaning awfully fucked-up retarded.

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you shouldn’t follow all of your dreams http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=200 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=200#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 21:36:23 +0000 http://theangrydesigner.com/?p=200 this is staring at me on my desk this morning:

arrow in bottom right corner means “flip card over.”

what the fuck is circling those dental picks in the corner?

hmmmm……..

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