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The Angry Designer
May 9

just in case you haven’t read the disclaimer, maybe read it…

this website is for my amusement only. you are welcome to go away. please remember that if you do not go away and read some of the content and are offended, then that is your problem (and i am smiling inside). have a nice, nice, nice day and remember to take your happy pills if you feel sad on the inside. or don’t. it’s your problem, not mine.

Apr 28

dumb fuckers should not be allowed access to computers. unless they have a nice sign like this hung directly above their computer.


Jan 30

simple designs can have a lot of impact and other fun shit.

you can even fix a simple nike sponsorship mistake by removing a consonant:


you can just have fun with replacing 3 letters with 2:


Jun 12

snooki nude pictures

someone in my office tried to google the nude pics of snooki and now we have to buy new computers.

Apr 24

please don’t argue with me when you came to me for my expert advice.

Feb 9

friends are like snowflakes

friends are like snowflakes…

Feb 8

health tips

fun fact- there are no calories in the sticker on an apple

Sep 16

Grandma Got a Facebook

Jun 23

your not as clever as your GF says you are

I love it when an engaged couple brings in “ultra-clever” wedding announcements that they want printed. “Clever” usually ends up meaning awfully fucked-up retarded.

Jun 14

you shouldn’t follow all of your dreams

this is staring at me on my desk this morning:

arrow in bottom right corner means “flip card over.”

what the fuck is circling those dental picks in the corner?